Spiders Tee
Spiders Tee
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For blokes who turn up to get it done.
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Not here to f*ck spiders... the most Australian way there is to say you've turned up to get the job done.
It gets said by tradies on site when smoko's run a bit long, by 4WDers at the bottom of the track before the lockers go on, and any time some bloke reckons it can wait till Monday. This one is for the blokes who don't need a pep talk to get moving.
Fabric & Fit
200GSM combed cotton. Regular fit, true to size.
Thick enough to hold its shape, comfortable enough that you’ll reach for it every time. Designed for blokes who actually exist.
- 200GSM 100% combed cotton
- Regular fit - true to size
- Neck ribbing & side seams for structure
- Double needle hems for durability
- Pre-shrunk - what you order is what you get
- Available Small to 5XL
The Print
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. High quality ink that stretches instead of cracking.. stays vibrant wash after wash. As good a quality of print as you can get, done right here in Australia.
Size Guide
All measurements are garment measurements in centimetres. Lay a tee you own flat and compare it with the measurements below. If you’re between sizes, size up.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 72 | 77 | 82 |
| Length (cm) | 71.5 | 74.5 | 77.5 | 80.5 | 83.5 | 84 | 86 | 88 |
What Customers Are Saying
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
300+ reviewers say the fit is spot on, true to size or perfect
Buyers repeatedly describe our tees as comfortable, well-fitting, and easy to get right first go

★★★★★ OVER 8,000 FIVE-STAR REVIEWS
We could tell you they’re great.
But 8,000+ blokes already did.
Real reviews from real blokes. No fluff. No filters.