The bloke I gave the hoodie and cap loves it. Fits him great
Built for winter, worn on repeat.
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The official uniform of the No Fks Club.
Made for blokes who are done spending good energy on crap that does not matter. Drama, outrage, bad opinions... let it burn. This one brings the loud back print, the lit-fuse attitude, and the kind of message your mates will get before you say a word.
We didn’t pick the cheapest hoodie. You’ll feel why.
This one is built on a proper 320GSM mid-weight fleece with a relaxed fit, drop shoulder, lined hood, kangaroo pocket, and ribbed cuffs. In normal bloke language: it has real weight, it sits right, and it’s not a cheap, nasty merch hoodie that gets worn twice then abandoned in the wardrobe.
The cotton-facing fleece gives it a soft finish, while the 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester blend keeps it comfortable and ready for repeat wear. It is also pre-shrunk to help minimise shrinkage, because nobody wants to buy a hoodie for themselves and accidentally end up with one for the dog.
Printed properly, right here in Australia.
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. We use quality ink that moves with the hoodie instead of feeling like a stiff sticker slapped on the back.
The result is a bold print that looks the part, feels right, and is made to handle repeat wear. Good artwork deserves a proper hoodie underneath it.
Measurements are garment measurements in centimetres. If you’re between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
| SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width | 57 | 60 | 63 | 66 | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 |
| Body Length | 70.5 | 73 | 75.5 | 78 | 80.5 | 83 | 84.5 | 86 |
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
Blokes consistently describe the fit as relaxed without being boxy, exactly what you want in a hoodie
Buyers love the weight and softness, with many saying it’s become their go-to everyday hoodie

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