There's a reason they call it gross pay. It's fkn gross seeing what you earned next to what actually lands in your account.
125 different taxes in this country. Fill up the ute and there's over 50 cents a litre of excise in the tank, then GST slapped on top of that. A tax on a tax. Hold a bit of land and the state wants land tax every year for the privilege of owning it. You work more, you keep less, and the grubs spending your money have never had to earn a cent of it. It gets squandered, sent offshore, and somehow nothing here gets any cheaper. This one's for the bloke who's been taxed to death, still turns up every day and carries the whole show on his back... and isn't keeping quiet about it anymore.
Fabric & Fit
200GSM combed cotton. Regular fit, true to size.
Thick enough to hold its shape, comfortable enough that you’ll reach for it every time. Designed for blokes who actually exist.
200GSM 100% combed cotton
Regular fit - true to size
Neck ribbing & side seams for structure
Double needle hems for durability
Pre-shrunk - what you order is what you get
Available Small to 5XL
The Print
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. High quality ink that stretches instead of cracking.. stays vibrant wash after wash. As good a quality of print as you can get, done right here in Australia.
Size Guide
All measurements are garment measurements in centimetres. Lay a tee you own flat and compare it with the measurements below. If you’re between sizes, size up.
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
72
77
82
Length (cm)
71.5
74.5
77.5
80.5
83.5
84
86
88
What Customers Are Saying
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
300+ reviewers say the fit is spot on, true to size or perfect
Buyers repeatedly describe our tees as comfortable, well-fitting, and easy to get right first go
