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Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

$49.95
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Camo base. Tan stripes. Gold script. The Beers 'n' Banter is built for blokes who know that the best conversations happen around a cold one & and that there's no better uniform for it. Low-key enough to wear anywhere. Loud enough that people know where you stand.

Fabric & Fit

Soft, lightweight material built for the Aussie climate & designed for blokes who actually exist.

  • Double deep pockets - phone, wallet, keys. All of them. Secure.
  • Elastic waistband + drawstring - fits every bloke, every size
  • Double stitching throughout - built to last, not fall apart after 3 washes
  • Lightweight breathable fabric - breathes well, doesn’t feel weak
  • Available Small to 4XL - true to size
The Track Record

These aren’t shorts blokes buy once. They’re the ones they come back for.

  • “I’m thinking about buying another half a dozen pairs in case they stop making them” ~ Wayne C
  • “I have 4 shirts and 4 footy shorts — all great fit and great quality” ~ Rob C
  • “My mates and my old man bought a couple of pairs after seeing mine” ~ Damo K
Size Guide

Waist is in inches, length is in centimetres.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Waist (in)30323436384042
Length (cm)30323538404244

Generous cut. Elastic waistband. Drawstring. The waist fits itself… size for the length. If you’re on the fence between two sizes, go the bigger one.

What Customers Are Saying

96%+ of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations & easy to get right on the first order

The overwhelming majority of reviewers are repeat buyers… some on their 4th pair. One bloke said he’s buying a ‘lifetime supply’ just in case. That’s not someone worried about durability.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 26 reviews.

Customer photo review of Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

One of the two pairs of shorts that showed up today. Couldn't be happier with them. Man sized pockets for man sized hands. Great quality and real comfy. Get some now is my advise.

Dave R. 5/5

Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

These shorts are my new PT shorts. Great quality, super comfy fit and feel.

David S. 5/5 Verified

Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

The shorts are comfy as, nice and loose with pockets deep enough to hold a phone. Awesome product guys

Mr I. 5/5 Verified

Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

Fit is comfortable and look great However after a couple of cold wash cycles Some fading and pilling on fabric 😉 Over all satisfied 😉

Rudolf G. 3/5 Verified

Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

My son thought they were amazing was wearing them straight away and asked if I could get him more

Candice W. 5/5 Verified

Beers 'n' Banter Footy Shorts

I've recently bought 2 pairs of the footy shorts, they arrived really fast and the quality is really good. Overall stoked and totally recommend.

Stephen C. 5/5 Verified

Beers n Banter Footy Shorts

Awesome product, great fit, perfect for bumming around in or doing bombies in the river.

Glenn B. 5/5 Verified

Beers n Banter Footy Shorts