Bad Choices Tank
Bad Choices Tank
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Whether you've wrestled a hippo from the local, set up camp at low tide, or hit the tequila shots at 3am... you know your poor choices were the same ones that led to those stories you tell the most!
Our new singlets are a heavyweight 220GSM cotton, featuring hemmed arm holes (not too tight, not too wide), with wide shoulders for a comfortable & durable fit.
Proudly designed & printed in QLD!
Fabric & Fit
220GSM combed cotton. Relaxed fit, true to size.
Heavier than your average tank — built to hold its shape and look the part whether you’re at the gym, the beach, or just getting on with it. This isn’t a flimsy throwaway singlet.
- 220GSM 100% combed cotton
- Sleeveless tank with hemmed armhole edges
- Neck ribbing for structure
- Side seamed for a clean fit
- Shoulder to shoulder tape
- Double needle hems for durability
- Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Available Small to 3XL
The Print
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. High quality ink that stretches instead of cracking — stays vibrant wash after wash. As good a quality of print as you can get, done right here in Australia.
Size Guide
Measurements are garment measurements in centimetres. If you’re between sizes, size up.
| SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width | 47.5 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 65.5 | 70 |
| Body Length | 70 | 74 | 77.5 | 81 | 84 | 87 |
What Customers Are Saying
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
Blokes consistently say the tank sits right — not too loose, not clingy, with enough weight to hold its shape
Buyers reach for it at the gym, on weekends, and everywhere in between — calling it their go-to warm weather staple

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