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Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

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Designed For Aussie Life
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Built for early launches, cold tins and days on the water where the catch is optional. Featuring the Catchin’ Fish and Sinkin’ Piss slogan, they’re comfy, have double-pockets and are made for the kind of sessions where no one really cares if the fish are biting.
Fabric & Fit

Soft, lightweight material built for the Aussie climate & designed for blokes who actually exist.

  • Double deep pockets - phone, wallet, keys. All of them. Secure.
  • Elastic waistband + drawstring - fits every bloke, every size
  • Double stitching throughout - built to last, not fall apart after 3 washes
  • Lightweight breathable fabric - breathes well, doesn’t feel weak
  • Available Small to 4XL - true to size
The Track Record

These aren’t shorts blokes buy once. They’re the ones they come back for.

  • “I’m thinking about buying another half a dozen pairs in case they stop making them” ~ Wayne C
  • “I have 4 shirts and 4 footy shorts — all great fit and great quality” ~ Rob C
  • “My mates and my old man bought a couple of pairs after seeing mine” ~ Damo K
Size Guide

Waist is in inches, length is in centimetres.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Waist (in)30323436384042
Length (cm)30323538404244

Generous cut. Elastic waistband. Drawstring. The waist fits itself… size for the length. If you’re on the fence between two sizes, go the bigger one.

What Customers Are Saying

96%+ of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations & easy to get right on the first order

The overwhelming majority of reviewers are repeat buyers… some on their 4th pair. One bloke said he’s buying a ‘lifetime supply’ just in case. That’s not someone worried about durability.

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★★★★★ OVER 300 FIVE-STAR REVIEWS

We could tell you they’re great.
But 300 blokes already did.

Real reviews from real blokes. No fluff. No filters.

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