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Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

$49.95
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Built for early launches, cold tins and days on the water where the catch is optional. Featuring the Catchin’ Fish and Sinkin’ Piss slogan, they’re comfy, have double-pockets and are made for the kind of sessions where no one really cares if the fish are biting.
Fabric & Fit

Soft, lightweight material built for the Aussie climate & designed for blokes who actually exist.

  • Double deep pockets - phone, wallet, keys. All of them. Secure.
  • Elastic waistband + drawstring - fits every bloke, every size
  • Double stitching throughout - built to last, not fall apart after 3 washes
  • Lightweight breathable fabric - breathes well, doesn’t feel weak
  • Available Small to 4XL - true to size
The Track Record

These aren’t shorts blokes buy once. They’re the ones they come back for.

  • “I’m thinking about buying another half a dozen pairs in case they stop making them” ~ Wayne C
  • “I have 4 shirts and 4 footy shorts — all great fit and great quality” ~ Rob C
  • “My mates and my old man bought a couple of pairs after seeing mine” ~ Damo K
Size Guide

Waist is in inches, length is in centimetres.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Waist (in)30323436384042
Length (cm)30323538404244

Generous cut. Elastic waistband. Drawstring. The waist fits itself… size for the length. If you’re on the fence between two sizes, go the bigger one.

What Customers Are Saying

96%+ of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations & easy to get right on the first order

The overwhelming majority of reviewers are repeat buyers… some on their 4th pair. One bloke said he’s buying a ‘lifetime supply’ just in case. That’s not someone worried about durability.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 18 reviews.

Customer photo review of Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

Bloody comfy shorts. Love the feel of them and the fact I can get my hands in the pockets. Great job .

Dave R. 5/5 Verified

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Customer photo review of Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

Just got delivered now. They feel great. Man sized pockets for large hands. Got a feeling I will be doing my best to wear them out. Great job boys.

Dave R. 5/5

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Love the shorts , great fit and extremely comfortable. Thanks Legends

Jason W. 5/5 Verified

Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

They are a gift for my son, very appropriate for him as he enjoys fishing and drinking.

Debra L. 5/5 Verified

Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

Great fit and good material make very happy with the product

Voicemail P. 5/5 Verified

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Love my shorts and I’m living up to the print especially the sinking piss part

Andrew C. 5/5 Verified

Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

Love all my football shorts that I get from you guys they are nicely fitted above the pockets

Greg R. 5/5 Verified

Sinkin' Piss Footy Shorts

Hands down some of the best gear i have ever worn. great quality material and quick delivery!! plus the bonus of repping the BA gear everywhere to show that we all support each other!

Matthew Y. 5/5 Verified

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