Great Tshirt looks good very comfortable and the design is funny, definitely recommend.
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When self-preservation is a second thought...
Loud, bold and running on pure bad-decision energy, this tee says the quiet part out loud for anyone who’s ever looked at a questionable idea and thought, “Yeah, I’m in.”
180GSM combed cotton. Regular fit, true to size.
Thick enough to hold its shape, comfortable enough that you’ll reach for it every time. Designed for blokes who actually exist.
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. High quality ink that stretches instead of cracking.. stays vibrant wash after wash. As good a quality of print as you can get, done right here in Australia.
All measurements are body measurements in centimetres. If you’re between sizes, size up.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 80 |
| Length | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 |
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
300+ reviewers say the fit is spot on, true to size or perfect
Buyers repeatedly describe our tees as comfortable, well-fitting, and easy to get right first go

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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 10 reviews.
Great Tshirt looks good very comfortable and the design is funny, definitely recommend.
Anthony E. 5/5 Verified
love it great fit
Geoff B. 5/5 Verified
Love the quality and appreciate the great service. I have been back again and again. If you’re contemplating a purchase, don’t hesitate, because you won’t regret supporting these guys.
Adrian C. 5/5 Verified
Beautiful lightweight supper comfortable have had a few people ask where I got them from so it’s definitely an eye catcher
Alexander W. 5/5 Verified
Bought it for a bit of a laugh, gets noticed when I wear it.
Matthew W. 5/5 Verified
Great quality
Tim S. 5/5 Verified
Great fit good conversation starter
Brent M. 5/5 Verified
Another quality shirt legends
Andrew V. 5/5 Verified
Bloody excellent shirts
Craig B. 5/5 Verified
This shirt is great and the service is fast definitely recommend
Anthony E. 5/5 Verified