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Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

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The Not Sorry doesn't explain itself... and neither do you. A fired-up roo, the message everyone's already thinking, and enough attitude to start a conversation at any BBQ, footy game, or servo run. Wear it proud. You know why.

Fabric & Fit

Soft, lightweight material built for the Aussie climate & designed for blokes who actually exist.

  • Double deep pockets - phone, wallet, keys. All of them. Secure.
  • Elastic waistband + drawstring - fits every bloke, every size
  • Double stitching throughout - built to last, not fall apart after 3 washes
  • Lightweight breathable fabric - breathes well, doesn’t feel weak
  • Available Small to 4XL - true to size
The Track Record

These aren’t shorts blokes buy once. They’re the ones they come back for.

  • “I’m thinking about buying another half a dozen pairs in case they stop making them” ~ Wayne C
  • “I have 4 shirts and 4 footy shorts — all great fit and great quality” ~ Rob C
  • “My mates and my old man bought a couple of pairs after seeing mine” ~ Damo K
Size Guide

Waist is in inches, length is in centimetres.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Waist (in)30323436384042
Length (cm)30323538404244

Generous cut. Elastic waistband. Drawstring. The waist fits itself… size for the length. If you’re on the fence between two sizes, go the bigger one.

What Customers Are Saying

96%+ of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations & easy to get right on the first order

The overwhelming majority of reviewers are repeat buyers… some on their 4th pair. One bloke said he’s buying a ‘lifetime supply’ just in case. That’s not someone worried about durability.

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★★★★★ OVER 8,000 FIVE-STAR REVIEWS

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 65 reviews.

Customer video review of Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Totally love your product great for blokes that arnt the normal size after a few years if u get my drift but yes love the shorts will be adding to my Stock

Milton H. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Customer photo review of Not Sorry Footy Shorts

My husband absolutely loves them! They are far better qaulity then we expected and are delighted with them thank you 😊 🙏looking forward to what ever new designs you bring out. Cheers guys 🍻

Bree W. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Customer photo review of Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Comfy. Roomy. Silky. Head Turners. Great message and great Fart Filters

Brad H. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Comfortable, awesome quality and true to size,the pockets are handy,quality gear I'll definitely buy more of.

Adam R. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Great shorts, had to send back to swap for smaller size but am pleased with the order.

Gary C. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Hands down the best quality footy shorts getting around 🤌🏻🤌🏻 Cheer legends

Kyle B. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Top quality shorts very comfortable Dispatched in record time. Arrived in good order very happy with products and service.

Mark S. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Great comfortable shorts good quality. I was worried I ordered a size too small but maybe I could have gone down a size.

Russell G. 4/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Great shorts! Good quality and innovative logos!

Noelene W. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Exactly as they look on line fit good, cheers 🤙

Evan B. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Very comfortable great pockets. Ordering more different design. LOV EM

Dan W. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Love the shorts. they are very comfortable and fit well. Most brands dont have the larger sizes so will be purchasing more.

Michael S. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Thank you very much.. love my shorts… so comfy.. I m in them all the time

Rebecca A. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Super comfy, look awesome and love that I dont have to voice the message I want to get across, I can just wear it loud and proud. 10/10

Ben B. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

Great quality material thanks 😁🇦🇺👍

Kenneth V. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts

I absolutely love them these are my second pair there so comfortable

Michael S. 5/5 Verified

Not Sorry Footy Shorts