Made for blokes who are done with outrage, headlines, lectures, and people turning every little thing into a problem. Loud and impossible to miss, this one brings the laugh while saying exactly where your care factor is at. We also don't care it's got a swear word on it... jog on Karens.
Fabric & Fit
180GSM combed cotton. Regular fit, true to size.
Thick enough to hold its shape, comfortable enough that you’ll reach for it every time. Designed for blokes who actually exist.
180GSM 100% combed cotton
Regular fit - true to size
Neck ribbing & side seams for structure
Double needle hems for durability
Pre-shrunk - what you order is what you get
Available Small to 5XL
The Print
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. High quality ink that stretches instead of cracking.. stays vibrant wash after wash. As good a quality of print as you can get, done right here in Australia.
Size Guide
All measurements are body measurements in centimetres. If you’re between sizes, size up.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width
47
52
56.5
61
64
68
75
80
Length
71
75
78.5
82
83.5
85
87
89
What Customers Are Saying
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
300+ reviewers say the fit is spot on, true to size or perfect
Buyers repeatedly describe our tees as comfortable, well-fitting, and easy to get right first go
G'day blokes advice,
I brought two tee's fit in or fxck off and fresh out of fucks 4xl now ive brought shirts before this size and they are for a very tiny person like like large (joke) while these tee's are for real men real sizes , i recon i could fit a 2xl thats how generous they are outstanding boys thanks!
Great quality shirt looks like it will last for years and im loving the stainless steel stubby cooler. I found both the shirt and the cooler have been good conversation starters on more than one occasion. Keep up the good quality work 👌
Love the tee ,fits well ,haven't worn it out yet but looking forward to someone complaining to me about it and I plan to say " You read the shirt , right" !!! And walk away !
My husband loved this shirt! The quality of material is amazing, sizing is perfect. Exactly as shown on website. It was a hit! Thankyou will be ordering more for sure