Love your work if more men stood up this world would be a better place.. CHOCKY FOR PM.!!!!!!!
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The country's running like a circus. The bloke at the top is the head clown. This tee just says what everyone's already thinking. It's the kind of shirt that gets a laugh at the pub before you've had time to order the first beer.
180GSM combed cotton. Regular fit, true to size.
Thick enough to hold its shape, comfortable enough that you’ll reach for it every time. Designed for blokes who actually exist.
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. High quality ink that stretches instead of cracking.. stays vibrant wash after wash. As good a quality of print as you can get, done right here in Australia.
All measurements are body measurements in centimetres. If you’re between sizes, size up.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 80 |
| Length | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 |
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
300+ reviewers say the fit is spot on, true to size or perfect
Buyers repeatedly describe our tees as comfortable, well-fitting, and easy to get right first go

★★★★★ OVER 8,000 FIVE-STAR REVIEWS
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Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 204 reviews.
Love your work if more men stood up this world would be a better place.. CHOCKY FOR PM.!!!!!!!
Cheryl W. 5/5 Verified
Love the shirt, great quality and great conversation starter😉
Brayden P. 5/5 Verified
Love the gear
Scott M. 5/5 Verified
Love it well worth the money. Keep up the great work boys
Adam M. 5/5 Verified
Orders this and got it in a couple of days I love it and I'm gonna be buying a lot more when I can afford to thanks men.🤘
Ben F. 5/5
I love the chats it starts with people when im out at,the local ,,, same as my i stand with BRS and my fit in or Fuck off shirts They are great quality as well Thank you to Blokes advice and Big Chocky Kindest regards Couto 0416 199901
Luke C. 5/5 Verified
Love it suits the current situation of our clown govt
Dylan B. 5/5 Verified
Love the whole big chocky thing tee's are brilliant absolutely top quality
Rod M. 5/5 Verified
Love it
David H. 5/5 Verified
Love the T-shirt many many comments on it
Stephen O. 5/5 Verified
I’m an interstate truck driver. Smooth operator. I had it on at Wyong servo sth bound the reaction of peoples faces priceless. Got a theme for another if you’re interested. Pic of albo shoulders up and hips down joined together and on the back of shirt a picture of a spine. (Saying Albo hasn’t got one of those)
Robert E. 5/5 Verified
About is a fuckwit
Dean W. 5/5 Verified
Absolutely love it mad head turner! Gets a lot of comments. Mostly good
Shane M. 5/5 Verified
Love all your shirts. Love what all the shirts say and what use stand for
Teresa G. 5/5 Verified
Great addition to the conversation starter collection. Cheers legends
Rob U. 5/5 Verified
Great design, feel great on , only this i reckon the sleeves are a bit too long. Apart from the sleeves great shirt. love ya Chocky!
Fixa G. 4/5 Verified
Five Stars Every one loves the apparel
David W. 5/5 Verified
Yeah, love the T-shirt and shorts.. Getting comments and compliments every time I wear them.. 5 Stars
David W. 5/5 Verified
Love the art work lads. I just got it hemmed up a little as it was a bit long but the rest of the fit is spot on. Will be getting more of your designs. Hopefully if more people start wearing things like this we can move this country in the right direction by fucking of these leeches.
Stephen M. 5/5 Verified
Top quality gear, comfy and rocked up quick 👌
Tim M. 5/5 Verified
Love it
Megan S. 5/5 Verified
I love it but since l brought it l’ve lost weight and am now into large size shirts so l have to order another one in large size next time
Greg B. 5/5 Verified
Great shirt and content, delivery time was a bit disappointing
Chasse W. 5/5 Verified
Awesome shirt , great quality reasonably priced. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE?
Andrew H. 5/5 Verified
Fits good, looks good, you don’t like it fuck off lol.
Tony H. 5/5 Verified
great design, it’s brought plenty of attention. crackin quality, cheers
Gregory T. 5/5 Verified
Great shirt definitely gets looks off people 😂
Voicemail P. 5/5 Verified
Purchased for an employee, as you can see by the photo he loves it. The fit was perfect
Mandy G. 5/5 Verified
Best top yet.
David W. 5/5 Verified
Love the design. Awesome fit
Deuayne F. 5/5 Verified
Love the shirt, fits like a glove, plenty of “love ya T-shirt” comments too👍👍
Ian D. 5/5 Verified
Ive purchased a couple of the shirts ! I wear them loud and proud and get some looks and compliments
Damen D. 5/5 Verified
good quaility
Hayley S. 5/5 Verified
Perfect fit and very fast arrival time
Brady F. 5/5 Verified
Great shirt ! Love it! Quick delivery to
Damen D. 5/5 Verified
Love it
Steve S. 5/5 Verified
Awesome as always
Robert W. 5/5 Verified
Great pic gave me a good laugh
Craig C. 5/5 Verified
Fast and exactly what I ordered
David S. 5/5 Verified
Good quality T ,perfect fit & always gets a second look
Tony S. 5/5 Verified