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Whether you've wrestled a hippo from the local, set up camp at low tide, or hit the tequila shots at 3am... you know your poor choices were the same ones that led to those stories you tell the most!
180GSM combed cotton. Regular fit, true to size.
Thick enough to hold its shape, comfortable enough that you’ll reach for it every time. Designed for blokes who actually exist.
Every design is screen printed locally by a member of the Blokes Advice community. High quality ink that stretches instead of cracking.. stays vibrant wash after wash. As good a quality of print as you can get, done right here in Australia.
All measurements are body measurements in centimetres. If you’re between sizes, size up.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 80 |
| Length | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 |
96% of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations
300+ reviewers say the fit is spot on, true to size or perfect
Buyers repeatedly describe our tees as comfortable, well-fitting, and easy to get right first go

★★★★★ OVER 8,000 FIVE-STAR REVIEWS
Real reviews from real blokes. No fluff. No filters.
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 50 reviews.
Just hanging around.
Ged O. 5/5 Verified
Not bad, good size mate!
Matt S. 5/5 Verified
Fits awesome. Got some good comments about the slogan. Had to order more as the wife steals this one , says im the bad choice but made good stories
Jonathan B. 5/5 Verified
great product great service
Bruce L. 5/5 Verified
Whole process was simple and easy. It is great quality and print is really clear
Erin W. 5/5 Verified
Looks great and fits well.
John T. 5/5 Verified
Good quality shirt , great design 👍
Paul M. 5/5 Verified
Ordered for a mates birthday present
Jody F. 5/5 Verified
i now have 14 of your shirts and 1 pair of shorts, love the brand love the fit
Heath G. 5/5 Verified
Great fit and good quality 👌
Wayne B. 5/5 Verified
True to Aussie size chart, amazing quality. Absolutely love this item and get compliments on it all the time. Definitely recommend. Shipping was super fast.
Cristal J. 5/5 Verified
Nice T-Shirt thank you
Robbie R. 5/5 Verified
Love it!
Doc B. 5/5 Verified
Great fit great cause great prints
Paul M. 5/5 Verified
Great clothing, love the BRS HOODIE Everyone comments on my tshirts daily I bought one for everyday of the week
Greg P. 5/5 Verified
Great quality and size
Shondi H. 5/5 Verified
Legends to deal with cheers
Charles F. 5/5 Verified
Quality of shirt was good but a bit thin.but other than that great shirt
Geoff C. 5/5 Verified
Good quality & great fit
Jason T. 5/5 Verified
Quick delivery and good quality plus support an Aussie business
Shawn M. 5/5 Verified
Great Shirt
Jason A. 5/5 Verified
Fast delivery, the shirt is nice quality and fits great
Sally E. 5/5 Verified
Perfect sizing, fast delivery, fantastic product
Graeme Malone And Michelle Saqipi M. 5/5 Verified
Love the shirt
Peter J. 5/5 Verified
As always high quality material, feels and fits great even after many many washes they stay looking like new. Logos dont crack or fade thats why I keep coming back and getting more. Keep up the good work everyone.
Jason P. 5/5 Verified
As advertised, fits well good fast delivery.
Paul K. 5/5 Verified
This definitely suits me 💯 very comfy
Matt W. 5/5 Verified
I’m always making bad choices this is me all over
Mike T. 5/5 Verified
Mint tee , size is on point
Matthew J. 5/5 Verified
Great t shirt excellent fit
Gene B. 5/5 Verified
Awesome shirt great quality
Lisa K. 5/5 Verified
Super fast delivery. Great quality. Perfect fit . Looks sharp. Very happy
Tim S. 5/5 Verified
Fits my partner very well. Great quality. Extremely happy with purchase.
Brenda J. 5/5 Verified
Perfect
Scott C. 5/5 Verified
Shirt arrived on the date predicted and is what I expected. Great service and product.
Phil O. 5/5 Verified
Great quality and fantastic customer service.
Matt T. 5/5 Verified
Great quality and sizes 👌
Peter B. 5/5 Verified
Survived the first pre wear wash then survived the first after wear wash. Quality is great and I can’t fault it
Robert M. 5/5 Verified
Think this is the 3rd shirt I bought for my partner, he loves them…fit is good, quality is great. Lots of comments for his Aussie patriotism
Phenelope O. 5/5 Verified
Great quality, fantastic graphics, size leans toward a bit on the larger side, could have got away with an XL instead of a 2XL but I’m keeping it. Looser fit will be cooler on the hotter days. 5 stars.
John S. 5/5 Verified