Green and gold. The colours that mean something. The Aussie Footy Shorts carry the "Nothing Like Straya" motto, and the two colours every bloke grew up watching on the big stage. These aren't just shorts... they're a statement about where you're from and what you're proud of.
Fabric & Fit
Soft, lightweight material built for the Aussie climate & designed for blokes who actually exist.
Double deep pockets - phone, wallet, keys. All of them. Secure.
Elastic waistband + drawstring - fits every bloke, every size
Double stitching throughout - built to last, not fall apart after 3 washes
These aren’t shorts blokes buy once. They’re the ones they come back for.
“I’m thinking about buying another half a dozen pairs in case they stop making them” ~ Wayne C
“I have 4 shirts and 4 footy shorts — all great fit and great quality” ~ Rob C
“My mates and my old man bought a couple of pairs after seeing mine” ~ Damo K
Size Guide
Waist is in inches, length is in centimetres.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Waist (in)
30
32
34
36
38
40
42
Length (cm)
30
32
35
38
40
42
44
Generous cut. Elastic waistband. Drawstring. The waist fits itself… size for the length. If you’re on the fence between two sizes, go the bigger one.
What Customers Are Saying
96%+ of customers who mention sizing say the fit meets or beats expectations & easy to get right on the first order
The overwhelming majority of reviewers are repeat buyers… some on their 4th pair. One bloke said he’s buying a ‘lifetime supply’ just in case. That’s not someone worried about durability.
Picked up the green-and-gold footy shorts and honestly, I’m impressed. The material feels great — comfy enough to lounge in, tough enough to actually train in.
But the real MVP? The pockets.
Finally, a pair of shorts where my phone doesn’t try to escape out the bottom like it’s doing a runner. Deep, secure, and actually useful — whoever designed them deserves a medal.
All up: great fit, great feel, great pockets. Didn’t think I’d be this excited about footy shorts, but here we are.
How cool these are really comfortable great material perfect fit , thanks guys will always help a great cause whenever I can and proud to wear the gear showing it off.
