In the tapestry of Australian personalities, there's one man who stands out in a rather unique way – the Girthmasterr. This isn't your typical tale of an Aussie icon, but it is a story about a man who's combined his passions with his god given gift to find a life most blokes can't conjure up in their wildest of dreams.
If you didn't catch it by now, his names in reference to an above normal amount of man meat. We all know a bloke with solid tackle... well the GM makes him look a little bit like an early teen - the blokes just over 7"... in circumference.
Up until recently, the 30yr old QLD'er ran a pretty conventional 9-5 His transition from a normal job, to flying around the globe make 'adult content' with some of the hottest girls around is a pretty good gig - and he's getting paid good dollars to do so.
It all started in hotel quarantine during Covid. Bored out of his mind he took the only logical step: Take photos of his junk and post it on Twitter. It only took a couple weeks to past 10 000 followers and after seeing how much cash some of the girls were making he realised there might be something to this...
Starting his career by jumping on the Onlyfans bandwagon, he was quick to find success. In 2023 he has worked with some of the biggest names in the game, and it seems like every day there's a new girl calling him out for a collab. Again, what a tough gig...
Perhaps the most iconic part of this tale is the Girthmasterr playing his role in fixing an issue that gets on our nerves. Onlyfans is the real home of the gender pay gap. The Girthmasterr is doing Australia proud and giving us a little bit of equality. Sure, you might need a might sword but at least someone is out there making use of his god given gift.
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