20 pieces of life advice from Aussie blokes

20 pieces of life advice from Aussie blokes

We're called Blokes Advice for a reason... we are a platform that connects men from all over Australia to ask one another for advice via our Facebook Group. Often these are rather specific scenarios, but recently a post went up asking to throw out your best life advice and there were some crackers.

In typical Blokes Advice fashion, there was some great advice, some absolute crack ups, and a couple that had you questioning how peoples brains work. Let's get stuck in and hopefully you can find a couple pieces of gold here to help you out!

Without rain nothing grows, learn to embrace the storms in your life.
If the short cut was easier, it’d just be the way.
Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.
Why don't Lamborghini have TV ads? Because people buying them aren't sitting around watching TV.
When googling Gary Oldman, never forget the “R”.
No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The 2nd best time is now.
When in doubt, rub one out.
Make sure you post a 10 when posting in Blokes Advice.
5 seconds of stupidity can change your life forever.
You can't steal second with your foot on first.
ALWAYS check there's toilet paper before you #2.
If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance.
We were born with 2 ears and 1 mouth so listen twice as much as you talk.
When you cut corners you just make two more.
Never take sleeping tablets and laxatives at the same time.
Theres no point being the richest bloke in the cemetery.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit.
Don't go broke trying to look rich.
Make sure your brain is engaged before putting your mouth into gear.

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Got something to share or ask? Head over to the Blokes Advice Facebook Group and share it with 1/4 million Aussie guys. It's 100% male, and a private group so brace yourself for some old fashion banter, laughs, and the help a fellow bloke out from time to time.

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