Men's Footy Shorts

Everyone loves footy shorts. They're the go-to casual. You can wear them out, pair them with a tee, wear them working in the garden, or just chuck them on at home and never take them off. Half the time you end up sleeping in them. That's not a design flaw... that's the point.

The Blokes Advice footy shorts take everything you already love about the classic footy short and fix the one thing that's always been missing: pockets. Deep ones. Double deep pockets that fit your phone, your wallet, and your keys all at once, without that weird bulge that makes you look like you're packing a meat sword on your hip. We know it's a controversial design choice. We stand by it. If your shorts are comfortable enough that you can't take them off no matter where you go, you need somewhere to put your stuff.

The fabric is a 280GSM sublimated print, which means the design is baked into the material rather than printed on top of it. The colours stay vivid, the design doesn't crack or peel, and the shorts stay looking sharp even after dozens of washes. Soft, lightweight, and built for the Aussie climate... breathable enough for summer, comfortable enough for year-round wear.

If you're building out the kit, check out the Men's Graphic Tees range too.

The elastic waistband and drawstring mean these shorts fit every bloke, every size, without the usual drama. Because of the stretch in the waist, you can go up or down a size without it being an issue - but our recommendation is to pick your size based on the length you want. If you want them sitting higher on the thigh, go your standard size. If you want a bit more length, size up. Either way, the waist will sort itself out.

The double stitching throughout means these aren't going to fall apart after three washes. The seams hold, the waistband holds, and the pockets - which take more stress than any other part of a short - hold too. Available from Small to 4XL, true to size. Soft, lightweight material built for the Aussie climate and designed for blokes who actually exist, not the ones in the catalogue.

One customer put it better than we ever could: "The most comfortable shorts I have ever owned." That's not a line we wrote... that's a bloke who bought them, wore them, and couldn't help himself. The reviews across the footy shorts range consistently come back to the same two things: the comfort and the pockets. Both are there. Both are done right. If you want to build out the full kit, pair them with a tee or a hoodie and you're sorted.

The same design philosophy that drives the tees and hoodies carries straight across to the footy shorts. Bold, sublimated prints that cover the full leg... patriotic Aussie designs, funny slogans, and the kind of artwork that gets a bloke across the room to ask where you got them. The Big Chocky collab shorts are some of the best in the range, and the classic BA designs hold their own alongside them.

Because the print is sublimated into the fabric rather than screen printed on top, you get full coverage, edge to edge, without any of the limitations of a standard print. The colours are vivid, the detail is sharp, and the design looks as good on day one as it does after fifty washes. These are footy shorts that actually look like something, not just a plain pair with a small logo on the leg.

Blokes Advice started as Australia's biggest men's community, and every purchase still supports blokes who are doing it tough. Over 8,000 five-star reviews across the range. If you're after the best of what's available right now, the Most Popular collection is the place to start, or head to the Big Chocky Range for the collab designs.